(yep.... these are for real)
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else
Who Will - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
Your Welfare Line - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John
Was Breaking My Heart. - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight Because I'm Afraid
She'd Win. - They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breaking Out
Don’t believe they’re real? Just copy them into your ‘search-box’ and see what comes up.
courtesy of Kelly
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