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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

The Best Worst Country-Western Songs:


(yep.... these are for real)

  • How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  • You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  • I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  • I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  • She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
  • I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  • Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life
  • Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
  • If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else
    Who Will
  • She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  • I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
    Your Welfare Line
  • I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
  • My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John
    Was Breaking My Heart.
  • I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight Because I'm Afraid
    She'd Win.
  • They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From
    Breaking Out

Don’t believe they’re real?  Just copy them into your ‘search-box’ and see what comes up.

courtesy of Kelly

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